#1 Lord, They're Finally Together
Lord, They're Finally Together
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said: "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend: "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The friend replied: "I think he means her legs."
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Note: My manager Ed this piece to our team this morning.
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