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晨思

#1  humorous quotes

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 mins ..
a beer shortens your life by 4 min..

But a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!


--- in the last few months, a working day shortens my life by 15 hours , i am working too hard for a ridiculous project


2008-6-26 19:17
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晨思

#2  each night when i go to sleep....

Someone says: Each night,when i go to sleep,i die, and the next morning,when i wake up,i am reborn.

it's nothing new! a cliché.

a new version from a corporate worker:

Each night,when i go to sleep,i am reborn, and the next morning,when i wake up,i am dead again.


the new version is better...  lol.


2008-7-10 19:13
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晨思

#3  

Living, just by itself -- what a dirge that is! Life is a classroom and Boredom's the usher, there all the time to spy on you; whatever happens, you've got to look as if you were awfully busy all the time doing something that's terribly exciting --or he'll come along and nibble your brain.

-Celine, Louis-Ferdinand


Quite true, we do many things to run away from boredom in life.


2008-7-13 12:59
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晨思

#4  

When I was young , I used to think that money was the most important thing in life , now that I am old , I know it is.
-Oscar Wilde


2008-7-13 13:02
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thesunlover

#5  

Excellent! Keep going please.

引用:
Originally posted by 晨思 at 2008-7-10 19:13:
Someone says: Each night,when i go to sleep,i die, and the next morning,when i wake up,i am reborn.

it's nothing new! a cliché.

a new version from a corporate worker:

Each night,when i ..




因为我和黑夜结下了不解之缘 所以我爱太阳
2008-7-25 12:57
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thesunlover

#6  

When I was young, I used to think that LOVE was the most important thing in life, now that I am old, I know it is.

- thesunlover


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Originally posted by 晨思 at 2008-7-13 13:02:
When I was young, I used to think that money was the most important thing in life, now that I am old, I know it is.

-Oscar Wilde




因为我和黑夜结下了不解之缘 所以我爱太阳
2008-7-25 13:00
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晨思

#7  

谢谢爱阳。

有时困惑人对工作应有的态度。我想基本态度应当是认真,一丝不苟的。玩世不恭,得过且过,自己感觉不好;太认真的话,肺要被气炸了,真的左右不是人!常感觉辛苦沉闷的工作让人象死去一样,晚上才又活过来,这几天假期出去玩,那又像条鱼般活蹦乱跳的,逍遥自在,活着真美好!典型的“上班象条虫,下班象条龙?”哈哈。


2008-7-26 13:28
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