Once I went to Oslo,
From my home in Ohio.
There was a studio;
They're filming Othello.
Then I went to Cairo,
And visited a casino.
I listened to radio,
And a story in audio.
I danced the tango.
I played the cello,
And also the piano,
And too, the banjo.
I enjoyed my own solo,
Which in the hall got echo.
I liked to eat Oreo,
Together with mango.
I liked taking photo,
And played bingo.
I did ride on a buffalo.
Was I a real hero?