警车的藏身之处有时是有规律可循的。它们大多安安静静地躲在容易形成车流的区域或限速骤然改变的地段，以及路桥(overpass, 或译“天桥”)、紧急车辆专用车道(emergency vehicle only)和通向高速公路的坡道(on-ramps to the highway)。假如你天天经过这些地方去上班上学，那你就更有机会去仔细揣摩、及时调整车速了。
利用大型货运卡车的安全速度
在加拿大的绝大部分地区，使用雷达探测器(radar detector or fuzz buster)属于非法。货运卡车司机于是利用CB Communication了解前方路段的“速度陷阱”。因此，在高速公路长途旅行，与一辆货运卡车保持安全距离，其效果无异于在使用一部雷达探测装置。
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People band?
4. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me. Good job.
5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a
police officer.
6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
7. Bad cop, no donut.
8. You're not going to check the trunk are you?
9. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?
11. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's
night stand.
12. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at
McDonalds?
13. I pay your salary.
14. So uh, you on the take or what?
15. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
warning.
16. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us knows.
17. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around, that's how far ahead they are.
18. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" YOU'RE the trained
specialist.
19. Well officer, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun
fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal,
forcing me to speed out of control.
20. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
21. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
22. No, YOU assume the position.
23. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts is having a 3 for 1
special!
24. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?
25. No, offi, offic,lucifer...I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear
to dog.
26. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110
mph.
27. Back off Barney, I've got a piece.
28. But officer, I've got 2 different drivers licenses from 2 different
states! Pick ONE!
29. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green
men!
30. On the way to the station, let's get a six pack, oh and don't forget
the cig's.
31. Come on, write the stupid ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
32. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen?
33. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
34. So that's what those yellow flashing lights in the school zone mean.
35. What do you use those rubber gloves for anyway?作者: Xiaoman 时间: 2016-3-17 14:17 超速当场被拿下，如果您是女生，用手擦眼睛啦，赶快挤眼泪啦，说，警官我好紧张。哦。。。然后不多说，看警察反应，，一般不会给罚单。如果您是蓝士，抱歉，千万别说以上35句，哈哈哈。。。后果会很严重。作者: 海外逸士 时间: 2016-3-18 07:50 我知道10哩以下是容許的。好像不是15哩。
