I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.

- Robert Bloch

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.

- George Bernard Shaw

"Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable." - Woody allen

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.

- Edward Gibbon

"Life is one of the most important causes of death. "
Kocher, Gerhard

"Life is a loss of time. "
Kocher, Gerhard

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.

- Oscar Wilde

The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish.

- Robert Jackson

I died a mineral, and became a plant. I died a plant and rose an animal. I died an animal and I was man. Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?"

- Rumi, Jalal-Uddin

"I cannot afford to waste my time making money."

- Agassiz, Louis

I like this one, but I like to make money as well

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

- George Bernard Shaw

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.

- Evan Esar

智慧的代价是矛盾。这是人生对人生观开的玩笑。

- 出处不详


我喜欢短短的奇思妙语, 一句话顶千言.

Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.

- Sidney J. Harris

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.

- Bertrand Russell

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living."
-Holmes, Oliver Wendell

To live alone is the fate of all great souls."
-Schopenhauer, Arthur

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

- Jimmy Buffett

I don't get this one

We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.

- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

This is a good one ;)

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.

- John Kenneth Galbraith

Few love to hear the sins they love to act.

-Shakespeare

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

- Dame Edna Everage

The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority.

- Ralph W. Sockman

A person who trusts no one can't be trusted.

- Jerome Blattner

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

- Jimmy Buffett

I don't get this one

It means I don't call but I am thinking of you all the time, just like me missing many of my friends.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood: Walk in the rain, collect rainbows, smell flowers, stop along the way, build sand castles, watch the moon & stars come out, say hello to everyone, make up new rules, go on adventures, act silly, take bubble baths, hold hands & hug & kiss, dance, laugh & cry for the health of it, feel happy, say the magic words, trust the universe.

-Bruce Williamson

I see. I will give it to my two daughters in the future.

Thanks!

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

What does this mean

The prime purpose of eloquence is to keep other people from talking.

- Louis Vermeil

The glory of great men should always be measured by the means they have used to acquire it.

- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.

- Darby Conley

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

- Oscar Wilde

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one.

- Joan Baez

When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.

- Anatole France

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

- Laurence J. Peter

The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men.

- George Eliot

The things we know best are the things we haven't been taught.

- Marquis de Vauvenargues

A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment.

- Willis Player

Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow.

- Arthur Stringer

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.

- Joan D. Vinge, Catspaw

None but a coward dares to boast that he has never known fear.

- Ferdinand Foch

In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.

- Bill Nye

The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.

- Joseph Conrad

There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

- Dick Cavett

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It's a very good one. Do you get it? ;)

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

- Franklin P. Adams

There will come a time when you believe everything is
finished. That will be the beginning.
~Louis L'Amour

After winter comes the summer. After night comes the
dawn. And after every storm, there comes clear, open skies.

~ Samuel Rutherford