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A
AFAIK = As Far as I Know
AFK = Away From Keyboard
AIIC = As If I Care
AISI = As I See It
AKA = Also Known As
ANFAWFOS = And Now a Word From Our Sponsor
ASAP = As Soon As Possible
ASAFP = As Soon As Freakin' Possible
AYF = All Your Fault
B
BAIK = Boy Am I Confused
BAK = Back At Keyboard
BF = Boy Friend
BFN = Bye For Now
BNF = Big Name Fan
BNI = Batteries Not Included
BOC = But Of Course
BOF = Birds of a Feather (Special Interest Group)
BOS = Big Orange Switch (Panic Button)
BOT = Back on Topic
BRB = Be Right Back
BRS = Big Red Switch (Panic Button)
BS = Bulls*
BSEG = Big S* Eating A Grin
BTDT = Been There, Done That
BTFT = Been There, Fixed That
BTFM = Beats the Funk out of Me
BTW = By the way
BUGS = Bloody User Generated Symptoms
C
C&B = Crash & Burn
CATCH = Come Again? That Can't Help!
CE = Creative Editing
CIAO = Goodbye
COTFLGOHAHA = Crawling on the Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having a Heart Attack
CSY = Can't Stop Yawning
CU = Cracking Up
CUL = Catch You Later (Goodbye)
CUL8R = See You Later
CWYL = Chat With You Later
CYA = Cover Your Ass
CYA = See Ya
D
D&C = Duck & Cover
DBA = Doing Business As
DBN = Doing Business Not
DIAFYO = Did I Ask For Your Opinion
DILLIGAFF = Do I look Like I give a Flying Figment?
DITUIHIBMSL = Did I Tell You I Hate IBMs Lately
DITUILIBMSL = Did I Tell You I Love IBMs Lately
DNPM = Damn Near P*ed Myself
DUCWIC = Do You See What I See?
DUCWIM = Do You See What I Mean?
DUHWIH = Do You Hear What I Hear?
E
E2EG = Ear to Ear Grin
EOD = End of Discussion
EOL = End of Lecture
ESAD = Eat S* And Die
ESAL = Eat S* And Live
ETLA = Enhanced TLA
F
FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions
FIGMO = Forget It, I've Got My Orders
FIIN = F* if I Know
FITB = Fill In the Blank
FM = Fine Magic
FOAD = F* off and Die
FOAF = Friend of a Friend
FOAFOAG = Father of a Friend of a Girlfriend
FOAG = Father of a Girlfriend
FOT = Full of Tripe
FRZ = Freakin' Religious Zealot
FTASB = Faster than a Speeding Bullet
FTL = Faster than Light
FUA = Frequently Used Acronyms
FUBAR = Fouled Up (!) Beyond All Recognition (or Repair)
FUMTU = F*ed up More Than Usual
FWIW = For what it's worth
FYEO = For Your Eyes Only
FYA = For Your Action
FYI = For Your Information
FYO = For Your Opinion
G
GASP = Go Away, Silly Person!
GD&R = Grinning, Ducking and Running
GD&RVVF = Grinning, Ducking and Running Very Very Fast
GF = Girl Friend
GGN = Gotta Go Now
GIGO = Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIWIST = Gee I Wish I'd Said That
GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike
GOMF = Get Outta My Face
GRUIT = Get Reay yoU Impudent Thing
GTFOOMF = Get the F* Out of My Face
H
HAND = Have A Nice Day
HHO1/2K = Ha Ha Only Half Kidding
HHOK = Ha Ha Only Kidding
HOMPR = Hang On, Mobile Phone's Ringing
HTH = Hope This Helps
HWS(PEST) = Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)
I
IAC = In Any Case
IAE = In Any Event
IANAL = I Am Not A Lawyer, also IANA... such as CPA
IANALBIPOOTV = I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On TV
IARTPFWTSIOWIM = I am Repeating this Parrot fashion without the slightest idea of what it Means
IBC = Inadequate But Cute
IBM = Inadequate But Marketable
ICUR = I See You Are
IDGABTT = It Don't Get Any Better Than This
IDGAD = I Don't Give a Damn
IDGAS = I Don't Give a S*
IDTS = I Don't Think So
IIRC = If I Remember Correctly
IITYWTMWYBMAD = If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWTMWYKM = If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Kiss ME?
ILIWTPCT = I Love It When the Plan Comes Together
ILSHIBAMF = I Laughed so Hard I Broke All my Furniture
IMBO = In My Biased Opinion
IMCO = In My Considered Opinion
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO = In My Opinion
IMVHO = In My Very Humble Opinion
INPO = In No Particular Order
IOW = In other words
IRL = In Real Life
IUD = Insert Usual Disclaimers
J
JK = Just Kidding
K
KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid
KMA = Kiss my A*
KWIM = Know What I Mean?
L
L8R = Later
LAGNAF = Lets All Get Naked and Fool Around
LLTA = Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
LMFAO = Laughing My F* A* Off
LMTTA = Leave Me the F* Alone
LOL = Laughing Out Loud
LTIP = Laughing Til I Puke
M
MCBTY(SN) = My Computer is Better than Yours (So Nyerrr)
MFG = More Friendly Garbage
MHDC(A) = My Hard Drive Crashed (Again)
MMIF = My Mouth Is Full
MYOB = Mind Your Own Business
N
NAA! = Not Another Acronym!
NBD = No Big Deal
NERD = National Establishment for Real Dorks
NFA = No Flaming Allowed
NFW = No F*ing Way
NIMBY = Not in My Back Yard
NJTH = Not Just Thinking Here
NOMS = Not on MY System
NRN = No Reply Necessary
NTL = Nevertheless
NUNP = No Users, No Problems
O
OATUS = On a Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS = On a Related Subject
OIC = Oh, I See
ONNA = Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA = Oh No, Not This Again
OOSOOM = Out of Sight, Out of Mind
OOTC = Obligatory On-Topic Comment
OTFM = Only the Facts, Mam
OTC = Over the Counter
OTOH = On the other hand
OTTOMH = Off the Top of My Head
OTTOMHAROOB = Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
OTW = On the Whole
OWTTE = Or Words to that Effect
P
PBKAC = Problem Between Keyboard and Chair
PFM = Pure Freaking Magic
PITA = Pain In The Ass
PMETC = Pardon Me, etc.
PMYMHMMFSWGAD = Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives = A Damn
POQ = P* Off Quickly
POQADCB = P* Off Quickly and Don't Come back
POV = Point of View
PPP = Petty Pet Peeve
PTMM = Please Tell Me More
R
ROFFNAR = Rolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
ROFL = Rolling on Floor Laughing
ROFLOL = Rolling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROFLMAO = Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROFLOLBAG = Rolling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud Busting a Gut
ROFPML = Rolling on the Floor P*ing Myself Laughing
ROTBA = Reality on the Blink Again
RSN = Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
RTFI = Read the Friendly Instructions
RTFM = Read the Freakin' manual!
RTFMA = Read the Manual, Sir!
S
SAR = Some Assembly Required
SBCN = Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked
SHM = S* Happens, Mate
SICS = Sitting in Chair Snickering
SIIN = S* if I Know
SNAFU = Situation Normal: All Fouled (!) Up
SITD = Still in the dark
SO = Significant Other
SOE = Silly/Stupid Operator Error
SOL = Still Out of Luck (or something thereabouts )
SOP = Standard Operational Procedure
T
TANJ = There Aint No Justice -- Niven
TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free lunch
TCB = Taking Care of Business
TDMATBICPLY = This Doesn't Mean A Thing But It Confuses People Like You
TGAL = Think Globally, Act Locally
TIA = Thanks In Advance (also AtDhVaAnNkCsE)
TIC = Tongue in cheek
TINALO = This is Not a Legal Opinion
TINAR = This is Not a Recommendation
TINWIS = That is Not What I Said
TLA = Three Letter Acronym (such as this)
TM = Trust Me
TNOTVS = There's Nothing on Television, so...
TPS(S) = This Program Sucks, (Severely)
TPTB = The Powers That Be
TRDMC = Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TSOHF = Total Sense of Humor Failure
TTBOMK = To the Best of My Knowledge
TTFN = Ta Ta for Now
TTM = To The Moderator
TTYL = Talk To You Later
TTYRS = Talk To You Real Soon
TUFD = The User File Died
V
VETLA = Very Enhanced TLA
W
WAB = What, Another Bill
WAMKSAM = Why are My Kitties (Kids) Staring at Me
WB = Welcome Back
WBS = Write Back Soon
WDYMBT = What do You Mean by That
WIBAMU = Well, I'll be a Monkey's Uncle
WMMOWS = Wash My Mouth Out with Soap
WTF = What the F*?
WTG = Way To Go
WTH = What the H*?
WYLABOCTGWTR = Would You Like a Bowl of Cream to go with That Remark?
WYLASOMWTC = Would You Like a Saucer of Milk with that Comment?
WYSIAWYG = What You See is Almost What You Get
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get
WYSINWNWYG = What You See Is No Where Near What You Get
WYSINWYG = What You See Is NOT What You Get
WYPIWYG = What You Printed Is What You've Got
WYTYSYDG = What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
Y
YAOTM = Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YHGASPL = You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad!
YSWUS = Yea, Sure Whatever You Say!
YMMV = Your Mileage may vary
YSS = You Suck Severely
YWSYLS = You win some, you lose some
AKA = Also known as
ASAP = As soon as possible
BTW = By The Way
FAQ = Frequently asked questions
FYI = For your information
IDK = I don't know
IMO = In my opinion
IMHO = In my honest/humble opinion
lol = Laughing out loud
LMAO = Laughing my a** off
OTOH = On the other hand
RSVP = répondez s'il vous plaît = please respond (in terms of whether or not you plan to come/attend/accept the invitation)
E-mail and Online Chat Acronyms
*** Terms in bold are Sharpened.net Certified ***
2L8 Too late
2U2 To you too
4GM Forgive me
4RL? For real?
AAMOF As a matter of fact
AAYF As always, your friend
AFAIK As far as I know
AFK Away from keyboard
AKA Also known as
ASAP As soon as possible
ASL Age, sex, location?
ASLP Age, sex, location, picture?
ATM At the moment
ATYS Anything you say
AWA As well as
B4 Before
B4N Bye for now
BAC Back at computer
BAK Back at keyboard
BBIAB Be back in a bit
BBL Be back later
BBS Be back soon
BCNU Be seein' you
BD Big deal
BFD Big freakin' deal
BF Boyfriend
BFN Bye for now
BC Be cool
B/C Because
BCNU Be seein' you
BIL Brother in law
BME Based on my experience
BOT Back on topic
BRH Be right here
BRB Be right back
BTDT Been there, done that
BTW By the way
BYTM Better you than me
CMIIW Correct me if I'm wrong
CU See you
CUL Catch you later
CUS See you soon
CUL8R See you later
CWOT Complete waste of time
CYA See ya
CYL Catch ya lata
DBEYR Don't believe everything you read
DHYB Don't hold your breath
DIIK Darned if I know
DIY Do it yourself
DQYDJ Don't quit your day job
EAK Eating at keyboard
EG Evil grin
EOD End of discussion
EOL End of lecture
EOR End of rant
F Female
F2F Face to face
FCOL For crying out loud
FIL Father in law
FITB Fill in the blanks
FNB Football and beer
FOCL Falling off the chair laughing
FOFL Falling on the floor laughing
FWIW For what it's worth
FYA For your amusement
FYI For your information
G Grin
G2G Gotta go
GA Go ahead
GA Good afternoon
GAL Get a life
GAS Greetings and salutations
GBH Great Big Hug
GE Good evening
GF Girlfriend
GFN Gone for now
GG Good game
GI Good idea
GICBTS Gosh, I can't believe that stuff!
GICNBY Gosh, I cannot believe you!
GIWISI Gee, I wish I said it
GJ Good job
GL Good luck
GM Good morning
GM Good move/match
GMTA Great minds think alike
GN Good night
GR8 Great
GTG Got to go
H Hug
HB Hug back
H&K Hugs and Kisses
HAGD Have a good day
HAND Have a nice day
HCIT How cool is that
HF Have fun
HH Ha-ha
HHSF Ha-ha, so funny
HHVF Ha-ha, very funny
HO Hold on
H/O Hold on
HOAS Hold on a second
HTH Hope this helps
IAC In any case
IAG It's all good
IAGW In a good way
IB2D I beg to differ
IC I see
IC In character
IDGI I don't get it
IDK I don't know
IDNDT I did not do that
IIRC If I remember correctly
IK I know
IKWUM I know what you mean
IMAO In my arrogant opinion
IME In my experience
IMHO In my humble opinion
IMHBMAO In my humble but most accurate opinion
IMNSHO In my not so humble opinion
INRS It's not rocket science
IOW In other words
IRL In real life
IRSTBO It really sucks the big one
IS I'm sorry
ISWYM I see what you mean
JMHO Just my humble opinion
JTLYK Just to let you know
J/K Just kidding
J/P Just playing
K OK
KIR Keepin' it real
KISS Keep it simple, stupid
KIT Keep in touch
KWIM Know what I mean?
KYSOTI Keep your stick on the ice
L8R Later
LMK Let me know
LTR Long term relationship
LYK Let you know
LYLAB Love you like a brother
LYLAS Love you like a sister
LMAO Laughing my a•• off
LMBO Laughing my butt off
LOL Laugh out loud
LTNS Long time, no see
LUM Love you man
M Male
M8 Mate, a.k.a. friend
ME2 Me too
MIL Mother in law
MMA Meet me at ...
MMAMP Meet me at my place
MOO My own opinion
MYOB Mind your own business
N In
NBD No big deal
N2M Not too much
N/C Not cool
NE1 Anyone
NFW No freakin' way
NLT No later than
NM Nevermind
NM Not much
NMH Not much here
NMJC Nothing much, just chillin'
NNITO Not necessarily in that order
NO1 No one
NOTTOMH Not off the top of my head
NOYB None of your business
NP No problem
NRN No reply necessary
NVM Nevermind
NW No way
OIC Oh, I see
OMG Oh my gosh
OMOHOD One minute, one hour, one day
ONNA Oh no, not again
OOC Out of character
OT Off topic
OT Other topic
OTOH On the other hand
PIMP Pee in my pants (w/ ROTFL)
PLZ Please
POS Parent over shoulder
PPL People
QT Cutie
RESQ Rescue
RFC Request for comment
RHIP Rank hath its privileges
ROF Rolling on the floor
ROFLMAO Rolling on floor, laughing my a•• off
ROTFL Rolling on the floor laughing
RTFM Read the flippin' manual
S2R Send to receive
S/B Should be
SCNR Sorry, could not resist
SK8 Skate
SIL Sister in law
SLY Still love you
SOS Someone Special
SOS Same old stuff
SOS Sibling over shoulder
SSDD Same stuff, different day
STR8 Straight
SWALK Sweet, with all love, kisses
SWAK Sealed with a kiss
SWDYWTTA So what do you want to talk about?
SYSOP System Operator (chat monitor)
TBC To be continued
TC Take care
TC That's cool
TCO Taken care of
TGIF Thank goodness it's Friday
TOH The other half
THX Thanks
TNX Thanks
TIA Thanks in advance
TMA Take my advice
TMI Too much information
TTFN Ta ta for now
TTYL Talk to you later
TTYS Talk to you soon
TTYVS Talk to you very soon
TWIMC To whom it may concern
TY Thank you
TYVM Thank you very much
U2 You too
UR You are
UR Your
URSKTM You are so kind to me
VBG Very big grin
W/ With
W2F Way too funny
W8 Wait
W8AM Wait a minute
WB Welcome back
WB Write back
WC Who cares
WDMB Will do my best
WE Whatever
W/E Whatever
WNDITWB We never did it this way before
W/O Without
WRT With Regard To
WTF What the f?
WTG Way to go!
WWJD What would Jesus do?
XOXOXO Hugs and kisses
Y Why?
YMMV Your mileage may vary
YRG You are good!
YVW You're very welcome
YW You're welcome
>U! Screw you!
? Huh?
?4U Question for you
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