#126
爱阳讲技术,我贴一个笑话,与“技术”有关。但希望不要冒犯了冬雪儿和其他女士。这个笑话表面上在說“女人开车”不行,实际上是说这个男司机是“如何有技术”,开车是如此的不负责任。
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This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers
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我大概地翻译一下:
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今天早上我在高速上,朝左边看了一眼,发现一个女的开着崭新的卡迪拉克,时速100公里,在对着反光镜瞄眼线。
我把眼光收回来几秒钟,再朝她望一眼,她已经一半压在我的道上,还在继续她的化妆。
作为一个男人,我一般不容易被吓着。
但是,这次真被她吓得不轻。电动剃须刀从手中脱落,打掉另一个手里的油炸圈饼。
当我在慌乱中想用膝盖把车打直,又把耳朵上的手机带了下来,掉在两腿之间的咖啡里,烫伤了我的老二,毁掉了我的手机,弄湿了裤子,挂断了一个重要的电话。
都怪那个该死的女司机。
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