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标题: If you are unhappy :) [打印本页]

作者: thesunlover     时间: 2011-11-21 16:20     标题: If you are unhappy :)

IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY

Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow that decided not to fly south for the winter.

However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a farmyard, almost frozen.    A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow.   The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing.   Just then a large cat came by, and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.

The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him!

The moral of the story:

1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.

2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.

3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!
作者: xyy     时间: 2011-11-22 16:13
  麻雀唱歌是天性,只是不該不提防那陰鷙者。




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