I am the number one under the vast heaven,
The champion in English writing and translation.
PhDs and professors in the English field?
In front of me, their English sucks, no use!
Today I am the challenger of this arena,
the best translator in the world, not a liar.
If anyone bold enough to pick up the gauntlet,
Go ahead, I have already got myself all set.
If anyone sound and loud enough to kick me out,
I will, of course, immediately stop blowing cow.
If not, even if all of you come for me together,
Then I will declare myself the MASTER, forever!