When I have money,
I will buy this farm and settle down
In this small and quiet town.
I will buy ten walking tractors,
And six hundred ducks and roosters.
When I have money,
I will buy houses and lands and wear gold dresses,
Invite my friends over for dinner and Boring Ass @
Pay high to hire an excellent horse trainer,
Buy a Rolls Royce and become its driver.
When I have money,
I will change my darn laptop,
The sounds it sends really shake the sky top.
I want that one, and I don't want to change my mind,
But I need ten more dollars and ninety cents, sigh!
Oh, when I have money...