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Xiaoman

#1  笑话图文,原创演讲录音




使君才气卷波澜。与把好诗再译
2016-6-12 05:33
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Xiaoman

#2  

罚抄书一万次面壁3个月


2016-6-12 10:11
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Xiaoman

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罚抄书一万次面壁3个月


2016-6-12 10:11
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Xiaoman

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2016-6-14 22:35
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Xiaoman

#5  

This is funny


"对方在电话里问她“你是潘柳黛女士吗?”她回说“是呀”。对方又说“你是不是潘金莲的潘呀?”潘柳黛回敬说:“不错,我是潘金莲的潘,我知道你姓王,王八蛋的王!”然后用力把电话一挂。"


http://www.wenxuecity.com/news/2016/06/17/5302427.html


2016-6-17 18:38
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Xiaoman

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A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replies the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor is shocked, but agrees to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepares the bills. When he goes to place them in his mailbox, he finds a bill from the lawyer. - See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/joke ... thash.KrAzMMHT.dpuf


2016-7-12 22:51
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Xiaoman

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录音  http://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=s139vMJtArZ9&autoplay=0

A wife was making a breakfast...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

一个太太在做早餐
一个太太在为她丈夫做煎蛋早餐。
突然间,他丈夫冲进厨房,“小心!” 他说,“小心!放多点黄油!天呀!你一下子煎太多了。太多啦!翻过来,翻过来,现在翻过来! 我们需要更多的黄油。天呀!去哪儿找更多的黄油? 要不会粘锅啦!小心,小心!我说小心! 你煮东西从来不听我说话,从来不! 翻过来! 快点呀!
你疯啦?脑子有问题呀?别忘了加盐。你经常忘了加盐。用盐。用盐!用盐!”
他妻子盯着他说,“你发什么神经呀?就几个个蛋你以为我不会煎呀?”
丈夫镇静地说:”我只是想演示给你看我开车时候是什么样的感觉。“


2016-7-19 00:18
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Xiaoman

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2016-7-19 10:46
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Xiaoman

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哈哈哈哈
这里好热闹  http://bbs.wenxuecity.com/joke/769798.html


2016-7-19 14:08
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Xiaoman

#10  

http://bbs.wenxuecity.com/joke/769798.html

上了笑坛导读,点击近五千,现征东北话版,欢迎来电洽谈。


2016-7-20 20:09
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Xiaoman

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2016-7-26 13:18
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Xiaoman

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2016-8-8 23:42
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Xiaoman

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多谢欣赏我的笑话表演!


2016-8-10 19:00
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Xiaoman

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2016-8-25 08:50
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2016-8-25 08:55
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