#1 挑战书----诗
海外逸士的【挑战书】 我改成双行体,押韵格式 AA BB CC DD EE
修改了一些地方和加了两句:
I am the number one under the vast heaven,
The champion in English writing and translation.
PhDs and professors in the English field?
In front of me, their English sucks, no use!
Today I am the challenger of this arena,
the best translator in the world, not a liar.
If anyone bold enough to pick up the gauntlet,
Go ahead, I have already got myself all set.
If anyone sound and loud enough to kick me out,
I will, of course, immediately stop blowing cow.
If not, even if all of you come for me together,
Then I will declare myself the MASTER, forever!
英语写作与翻译,
天下英雄谁匹敌。
博士教授算什么,
他们英语都特破。
今天设下这个雷,
天下第一我没吹。
够胆拾起长护手,
我准备好绝不走。
谁能把我踢下台,
我禁吹牛二十载。
若是全部一起上,
都不把我怎么样。
我将向世界宣布:
我是永远的师傅!
July 29, 2015
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